A proper Mardi Gras begins with some Southern Comfort and lots of beads!
When you get to public transportation (because its the only safe way to travel with open Southern Comfort, you accessorize with a new mustache!
When that isn’t enough, wear the beads like Mr. T
Use your cell phone to to text your good friends till you meet up to say hi!
Acquire photos of beautiful people!
Upgrade to a photo with a hot chick!
Finish it off with some flashing and its a perfect time!