3/22/2020 – Meramec Paddle

Sometimes you must need to paddle on the river. Today was one of those days. Jo Jo, Mark, and I went out. We got upstream. After a while,we took a detour on Fishpot Creek. The water was high and we were able to paddle back a ways. We stopped to try and identify a very rusty car on the shore.

We never did figure out what type of car it is, but it was fun exploring.

Hogan Haake

Fort Jackson – 2/16/2020

Fort Jackson is in Louisiana. I’ve seen it on maps when dreaming about the Mississippi river and random paddling journeys I want to take. I’ve talked of a motorcycle trip there over a long weekend just because it looks interesting. The opportunity to visit came when Corvin and I were visiting Louisiana on our 27th state of our unicycle trip. It was raining as we approached and I figured we could waste the rain time in the car and see the fort.

I didn’t realize that its permanently closed due to flood damage from hurricanes. When we arrived, it was raining lightly. We stopped for some photos before coming to the entrance gate.

Close up of the statue above.

But the main gate was chained closed.

Somehow, some photos were taken of the inside of the fort. Must have been a drone 🙂

Taking a ferry across the Mississippi river to drive up the other side.

It was a really cool experience to be there. Most amazing to me was how close we were to the massive Mississippi river. I’m not sure how everybody down there can live so close to a river that can destroy their lively-hoods so quickly.

Its worth a visit, even if it is closed!

Hogan Haake


Brawndo – 1/17/2020

We got a new cat and we named him Brawndo. If you’re wondering about the name, it came from my favorite movie, Idiocracy. Brawndo is a pure bred Maine Coon. We were picking him up from a breeder just west of Kansas City. We drove through an ice storm the night before to ensure that we could get him on time.

Enough of the car. We picked him up from Olga at EuroCoons. She was a bit more expensive than other breeders we talked to. When we go to her house, we could see how much she cared for the cats and were not disappointed by paying more for him.

And because the internet is all about cats and the post is about Brawndo, here are some photos of him!

My mom holding Brawndo.

So tiny!

Sonora is incredibly happy!

Posing him for a photo.

Brawndo (on left), Coatrack (on right) for reference

Corvin likes him too!

It didn’t take long for the two of them to become buddies.

Yep, he is adorable.

We have video of them playing.

All three cats eating.

Yes, I got Brawndo t-shirts for the family.

Hogan Haake

New York City – 1/12/2020

I had a work trip that took me to New York City. Technically the trip was in Hoboken, NJ. Our hotel and customer were both along the Hudson River. This provides a clear site to Manhattan Island, or what everybody else knows as NYC. I won’t talk about the work trip as its work stuff. I signed a NDA that included not taking photos of the business meeting. Therefore we know that I was a good boy.

For the three nights that I was there, I went out each night into NYC to explore and try to understand a place that so many people love. I went out 3 nights in a row. First night with Ann and the second two with Brian. It would feel wrong to be that far from home and not burn the candle at both ends!

Here are some of the photos in no particular order.

Ann capturing a photo.

Manhattan skyline from ground level.

At the world trade center memorial. It was very moving to be there and put the whole 9/11 into a better perspective for me.

A 20 foot tall metal rose.

The subway system is old and a bit dirty. I didn’t feel unsafe, but it was a bit uncomfortable. Tons of people in a very small car.

Hey look, an aircraft carrier/museum docked. Wish I had time to visit.

A very tiny hot dog place.

We stopped in here for beer. It was a total guess, but just felt right. It has a very awesome feel and I enjoyed the beer!

Walking down a tunnel. Not sure if this is the subway, or the train that goes under the Hudson river.

Waiting in the station with Brian. Its late and we have meetings the next day.

A morning walk before the meeting.

I got very close before this bird had enough of me!

City hall of Hoboken, NJ

If you’ve ever watched Cake Boss, you would probably recognize this. I’ve never seen the show, but had to go to make a coworker jealous. Instead, I ended up getting more broke. One chocolate chip cookie inside there set me back $3.50. I miss the midwest and the prices there!

Its hard not to gawk at the skyline. We’re on a ferry going across the Hudson river.

This is the plaza where CBS films their good morning shows. Packing up Christmas decorations.

If I have to explain this one to you…

It wouldn’t be NYC without getting some of their pizza. This was pretty tasty and necessary after all the walking I did.

Near the end of the trip, I wrote the following and I feel it still applies.

Dear New York City,

I don’t think this is going to work out. I’ve spent the last three nights with you and each one has gotten worse. You were the one to admit that you sometimes have a bad wrap and to give you a chance.

Only one rat was visible the whole time and only for a moment. But that could be because the others were hiding in the hundreds of trash bags out on the sidewalks every single night.

At first I was amazed at ATMs on every corner, but it soon became clear that you needed to stop often as you emptied my wallet with a single transaction.

To navigate your mysteries, I can take a ferry, train, or subway. These choices often intersect each other, but are operated by different companies and each require their own unique tickets. Now I have to go to the ATM again.

To drive in this city (as I witnessed in terror from the back of multiple Ubers) is to audition for a NASCAR race. Each driver is trying to make it to the next intersection through a cunning dance of horn honking, pedestrian avoidance, and jockeying for positing. It would take a trained scientist to measure the meager distance between the cars during this process.

Your skyline is filled with HUGE buildings with lights illuminated on every floor. This is a big waste of electricity. Do none of your residents know how to turn off a light?

Some may say that I’m not a cunning enough suitor to unlock your inner beauty. That I don’t understand you. And that my comment about not seeing a big apple anywhere are not funny.

To that I say NYC, its you, not me.

Heading home today,